Grandma tells a story

Another trip on the train. Grandma and Lucy wave to their adoring public.

Grandma asks Lucy if she would like to hear a short anecdote.

"No Grandma! No!"

"...blah blah blah...fish and chips in Robin's Hood bay ... blah blah blah... oooh and it was lovely...blah blah blah...bus pass...blah blah blah..."

When will it end!

P.S. only joking

The Evil Drink

It all starts so innocently.

Just one little drink.

Next out comes the comedy headwear.

Then more booze.

It was always going to get messy.

(I hope I don't need to point out that the can was never open)