See Saw with Grandad

Hang on - surely Mr Newton would have some quibbles with this image. Lucy is certainly quite chunky for a two and a half but has she really reached equilibrium with Grandad?

Phew! Natural order is restored.

See Saw with Aunty Pink

Aunty Pink is on the See Saw with Lucy. Initially there appears to be equilibrium.

But when they relax Aunty Pinks fat ass makes all the difference. Lucy is amused.

See Saw with Mummy

Lucy and Mummy are on the see saw. Mummy is not wearing the optimal see saw skirt.

Mr Issac Newton would be most surprised to see Mummy and Lucy maintaining a level of equilibrium quite out of kilter with his theory of gravity. Lucy examines her shoes to see if they are more weighty than she had thought.

Ah! That will help with the physics homework.

Here is a little girl who loves spending time in the playground with her Mummy.