Jonny's 18th Birthday

It's cousin Jonny's 18th birthday so everyone has come to his house to celebrate

Lucy has managed to get hold of one of the rather fine birthday balloons

There is suddenly a rush of excitement to the side, Grandad and Lucy look to see what it is.

It's Uncle Kev with Jonny's birthday cake

Jonny prepares to blow out the candles whilst an elderly paparazzi tries to capture the moment.

Lucy has certainly captured Jonny

But not for long. Jonny gets tickling Lucy's feet

Then Jonny reads Lucy a story about wild boars

Lucy listens with Pluto, who was one of Jonny's friends when he was Lucy's age

Just before going to bed Grandad reads Lucy one last story

Boat Race 2010

Lucy has invited some friends round for a Boat Race party. Jonny is unimpressed by Stew's rabbit impression.

Pink is unimpressed as Grandma starts an anecdote. Oh the irony.

Any body language experts will be able to decipher how well it is going down with Grandad and Jonny.

Lucy tries to remind everyone that we are meant to be watching the race as Milly dresses Aunty Pink up in the entire contents of Lucy's dressing up box.

It's actually an improvement on what she was wearing when she arrived.

In order to keep discipline the more rowdy members of the audience are kept caged at the back of the room.

"I'll have ten quid each way on Roehampton University"

Si struggles to look cool while being forced to wear a blanket

As you would expect, Unkey Kev enters into the spirit.

Upsy Daisy and Grandad relax after the race. Turns out some toffs from Oxbridge won.

Grandma prepares to have a dance on the thames bank

Sue and Kev see the funny side

Pink tries to look serious. Fails.

Sue, Kev and Jonny slide by

My sister Sue came down from Leeds to see the Sprockmeister.

Aunty Sue has been waiting for two months to get hold of her little niece.

Uncle Kev and Cousin Jonny had other priorities. They wanted to get their hands on the Ping Pong table. Whilst Kev and Jonny put up a plucky display Ports remained undefeated despite their best efforts.

Daddy takes a break from whooping Kev and Jonny to have a nice picture with Ali and Sprock.

We all decamped to Pizza Express by Barnes Pond for a bit of sustenance.

Aunty Sue and Cousin Jonny push Lucy around the pond and on for a nice walk around Barnes Common.

So Sue, Kev and Jonny then nipped off to see the Queen musical "We Will Rock You" in the West End. Lucy and Daddy chuckle about their poor taste. But they are from Leeds. Scaramoush Scaramoush indeed!