Hope it's Chips it's Chips

Excellent. Potatoes are vegetables so this huge plate of chips must count for at least 3 of Lucy "five a day"*.

And gastronomic experts the French eat lots mayonnaise so that must count as well.

Might be pushing my luck with this sausage though

* According to the chip hating NHS, potatoes are a vegetable, but they don't count towards your five a day. Mayonnaise does though (in Lucy's world).